Sunday, February 14, 2010

Toxic Sunday Morning Humor...

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to do the chopping.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

And... if you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

DAILY THOUGHT: Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

-- Rec'd the above via email & had to pass along.

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